Funny Signs and Sayings
|FUNNY SIGNS AND SAYINGS
Funny Signs and Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.
"Evacuation Route: - No Through Road"
"Caution - water on road during rain"
"Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only"
"Drive slowly people under construction"
"Caution - sleeping policeman ahead"
"Turn on headlights in clouds"
"To go left make 3 right turns" - (Make sure you do it in the right order though)
"Bait - The Master Baiter - Minnows, Blood Worms"
"Big Foot Xing"
"Curl Up N Dye - hair salon"
"Sherrill's Eat Here and Get Gas"
"Entrance Only - Do Not Enter"
"Seeking a sign from God? This is it!"
"Hot Beer, Lousy Food, Bad Service - Welcome"
"Poo Ping - Thai Chinese Cuisine"
"Please Drive Slowly - and watch for Old Horses, Blind Dogs, Unruly Kids"
"Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital - Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend"
"Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service"
"Jaylynn Studios - Have the Kids Shot for Dad from $24.95"
"Give Blood - 8 Billion Mosquitos Can't Be Wrong"
"Any Persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed"
"Please Drive Safely - Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads. Keep our children radiation-free"
"Don't Let Worries Kill You - Let The Church Help"
"Please Don't Shoot- Kids at Play"
"No Bicycle Riding in Subway Tunnel"
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