There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later....Mary Bly

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.

People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored ...Henry Morgan

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer….Bruce Graham

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it...Author Unknown

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives….Author Unknown

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience….Pam Brown

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this….Terry Pratchett

Most cats, when they are out, want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously….Louis J. Camuti

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night….Marie Corelli

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function….Garrison Keillor

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it….Rod McKuen

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back….Eugene O'Neill

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow….Jeff Valdez

Kittens are angels with whiskers….Author Unknown