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FUNNY SOFTWARE SAYINGS
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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

-My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.

-Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

-The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.

-MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.*

-We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

-The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. ~Author Unknown

-Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

-Software doesn’t just appear on the shelves by magic. That program shink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the most rigid quality control on the planet.

-ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

-ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn’t understand it.

-NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

-BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

-UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

-- There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

-A mechanical engineer can ' bcom ' a mechanic but a software
engineer can-not ' bcom ' a software. (... by Mr. Bill Gates).

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