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STUPID LINES & QUOTES
Sayings for stupid occasions You don't have mail. Your boss will always be early when you're late and late when you're early. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances? I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you. According to the latest official figures, 43 per cent of all statistics are totally worthless. Be different: conform. If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday? No matter where you go, there you are. This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you? I couldn’t believe how many people it took to drag that poor beached whale back out to sea. Sure glad I had my Viagra last night. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
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