Surf's Up!

Hang Ten Dude!

Cut the curl.

Riding the big one is knarley.

Yeah right! - Whatever.

Yo! Nice board, brah.

Paddle faster or we're shark bait! - - Dane Peddigrew

Did I at least get a 10 for artistic expression?

Let's get some grindage.

That was a killer wave.

These waves are sick.

Check it dude, you rule!

Banzai!

Wipeout

Hanging five - longboarding term for dangling your five toes over the nose of the board while trimming along the face of the wave

In the soup - when a surfer is in the white foam of the wave after the wave has broken

Duck dive - diving under an oncoming wave as you paddle out

Barrel - where the wave is hollow when it is breaking. Also called a Tube

We’ve surfed uglier, haven’t we?

Thanks for wasting another wave. . . how many is that?

Its generally a good idea to look in front of you when you’re surfing.

So you’re slim and good looking and surf well and drive a BMW. That girl with you doesn’t know what’s she’s missing.

I don’t understand it; the new board looks just like your other ones.

Are you really going surfing in the rain?

Do you really get any exercise? Most of the surfers seem to just sit there.

Yo’ surfing so ugly, the sharks draw straws.

It doesn't look that big.

Let me have this wave, would you? My girlfriend is watching from the beach.

If I don’t make it, you can have my lawn mower!

Is it still considered surfing when you don’t catch any waves?

We’re you born on that surfboard

Oh goody! One more story about your last surfing vacation.

Let's both go, this wave is big enough for two people!

I checked the internet, the swell isn't supposed to hit until late afternoon.

This is either exercise or an exercise in futility.