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SWEET SAYINGS Sweet Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. - Ellie Katz "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Globol "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Dave Edison "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." - Spike Milligan "Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff." - Steven Wright The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.-- Lynda Barry There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. Love means never having to say you are sorry. | |
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