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T-SHIRT SAYINGS T-Shirt Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. It's all my mothers fault. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there? Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment. Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have. The shortest distance between two points is under construction.-Noelie Alito Make scrapbooks, not dinner.-- Source Unknown If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone. i'm special, you're not, get over it. Under pressure, lumps of coal turn beautiful. You can always find happiness at work on Friday. Boldly going nowhere. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. My dad is a Lifer. - - Dane Peddigrew | |
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