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Funny Teacher Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.


-"To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble." Mark Twain

-"If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure." Bill Gates

-"As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools." Unknown

-"We need excellence in public education and if the teachers can't do it, we'll send in a couple of policemen." Frank Rizzo

-"The 2 rules of Judo training:
1) the teacher is always right and
2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one." Unknown

-We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children

-"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years." Paul Merton.

-"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order." Mike Barfield.

-You’re somewhere between the Young and the Restless and the Old and the Senseless.

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