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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”

"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." - Jay Leno

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." -
Jules Renard

I feel great and I kiss even better. Unknown

To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. Unknown

Take my wife-please. Groucho Marx

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." - Oscar Wilde

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx

"If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you." ~ Unknown

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin P. Jones

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~ Henry Louis Mencken

"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house." Anonymous

"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." Anonymous

"Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it." - Jerome K. Jerome

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." - Rita Rudner

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