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| SWEET VALENTINE SAYINGS Happy Quotes for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. "Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." - Jay Leno “Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” "Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules Renard I feel great and I kiss even better. Unknown To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. Unknown Take my wife-please. Groucho Marx "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." - Oscar Wilde |
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