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FUNNY WINE SAYINGS
Funny Wine Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.


Life is to short to Drink Bad Wine

Wine a bit - You’ll feel better

I’m Aging like Fine Wine … I’m getting Complex and Fruity!”

Will trade Husband for Wine

If you don't like the food, have more wine.

Did someone say it's wine o'clock?

And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine,
'I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine'.
G.K. Chesterton(1874–1936)

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda-water the day after. Lord Byron

Up to the age of forty eating is beneficial. After forty, drinking. The Talmud, 200BC

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it. - Anonymous

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance. - Benjamin Franklin

"If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life." - Sir Alexander Fleming

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. Steven Wright

Due to the heavy wine fog all further thoughts have been temporarily suspended

“Remember gentlemen, it’s not just France we are fighting for, it’s Champagne!”Winston Churchill

“The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.” French proverb

“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.” Scottish proverb











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