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USEFUL WORK SAYINGS Sayings about Work These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. I drink because I work, I work so I can drink. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?- Edgar Bergen Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit. Dwight Morrow One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. Joey Adams Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. John Ciardi Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford Working gets in the way of living. - Omar Sharif "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better." "He's been working with glue too much." "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." "I would not allow this employee to breed." Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you My job is secure. No one else wants it. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! Annoy a liberal. Work hard and smile Work is for people who don't know how to golf Quiet! Genius at work Work is for people who don't surf the net! I love my boss, I love my job, I'm self employed This isn't an office, it's hell with florescent lighting. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. Ahhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. Can I trade this job for what's behind the door #1? Chaos, panic & disorder -- my work is done here. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
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