-If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~Author Unknown

-When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress! Unknown

-Cows moo, ducks quack, I was the first to sign your crack. (Signs crack of yearbook) . Unknown

-Books before boys because boys bring babies (written with one big "B"). unknown

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

-High school is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone - Kate Kulikova